It sounded like a great job and even offered benefits. Of course, I’m sure that I’m one of three hundred applicants.

You’ve got to love a college town where phds are applying for minimum wage jobs!

I’m sure when things calm down with the economy that there will be more options and I’ll start to look more seriously once we’ve moved and I’ve found a good daycare or school for Emmy to go to part-time.

YIKES!

WE GOT THE HOUSE!

The deal was squared away about a week ago. We had the inspection done and asked for some concessions. He gave us $1,500 in credit and our real estate agent and the seller’s agent conceded some too. That way we were able to meet half way and go forward with this house!

To say the least…we’re excited! The house needs a lot of work - but it’s in town and we’re excited to fix up another house!

Right now we’re looking at granite and tiles for the kitchen! Hopefully, when we go visit my cousin in May we’ll be able to stop at the Ikea and pick out cabinets!

Not to mention, I think we’ve only talked to our agent twice in the 13 years we’ve been using him!

Well, we’re the owners of two beautiful baby iphones. We got them a week or so ago and we’re in love.

Some days I don’t even get on the computer at all because all of my emails, blogs, and websites are viewed through my phone! Not to mention, I’ve been able to have quite the social life because I get all of my emails when they are sent and don’t miss out on anything exciting!

I also was able to get the hookup and found a website where I got the USPS worker 25% off at At&T!

I’m on the birth control pill.

Laugh.

Laugh hard.

I’m an infertile lesbian who is using contraceptive!

When I finally started getting my period it was HELL. It was long, I had horrible cramps, and I was absolutely miserable. Not to mention the fact, that I could hardly leave the house without bleeding through my clothing.

So the midwives put me on Yaz.

I’ve been on it for a few months and it’s been great. I feel like it’s regulated my body in a way that nature couldn’t! The periods are almost nothing and just last a few days.

Of course, I still miss the prenatal vitamins that come with pregnancy! My nails and hair grew so fast!

We’ve also been pretty lax about taking photos. Maybe that’s just what happens with the second child. But I do feel guilty and I am going to try and do a better job at writing down her accomplishments and taking photos!

Of course, it was just the good ole’ gall bladder begging to be taken out.

I’ve been on fat burner medication before and lost quite a bit of weight but nothing’s been faster or more natural than the gall bladder diet!

If worse comes to worse I’ll watch Judge Judy, Divorce Court, and The Baby Show.

I’ve also stocked up on my favorite magazines “In Touch” and “People”.

I must admit…..I’m looking forward to my days on the couch and my vacation from being a mom!

You eat spicy, high fat foods and you get sick!

So that means that I’ve been skipping meals, eating fruits and vegetables and losing weight!

When I get my gall bladder out Tuesday I hope that the weight loss continues. However, I’ve also looked at options like quick trim.

I figure weight loss drugs have helped before and I’m sure they’d be able to help me get over the hump!

Now, I see my two girls play with each other and interact and I’m so happy that I have two perfect little girls. I can’t imagine it any other way and I’m so glad that they’re able to have such a close bond.