So here’s some irony for you….

I’m on the birth control pill.

Laugh.

Laugh hard.

I’m an infertile lesbian who is using contraceptive!

When I finally started getting my period it was HELL. It was long, I had horrible cramps, and I was absolutely miserable. Not to mention the fact, that I could hardly leave the house without bleeding through my clothing.

So the midwives put me on Yaz.

I’ve been on it for a few months and it’s been great. I feel like it’s regulated my body in a way that nature couldn’t! The periods are almost nothing and just last a few days.

Of course, I still miss the prenatal vitamins that come with pregnancy! My nails and hair grew so fast!