I’m a sucker for stealing cheap pens!    Just the other day I tried to sneak out a nice pharmaceutical pen from the doctor’s office.    I got as far as the door when the receptionist said “Oh, I think you took the pen.”   “Oh, yes!” I replied.

Damn.   Busted.

Now, I can buy cheap pens at PensRUs.com.   I’m sure they won’t be as good as the FREE pens that I’m able to pick up at doctor’s offices…but they’re probably the next best thing.

Plus, I don’t have to worry about becoming a kleptomaniac.