A Tale of Two Mamas
Trying to keep someone IN timeout
Archive for May, 2007
May 31, 2007 at 4:09 pm · Filed under PP
I’m always looking for ways to make Margot happy. Especially if I do something bad. I’ve found the solution to every lesbians dream (not mine, btw):

That would be a stainless steel tool box, my friend.
You’ve got to check out CarGuyGarage.com. They offer just about anything and everything you could ever want for your garage. They even have black and white tile for your garage! I might need to bookmark this website for future shopping trips!
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May 31, 2007 at 4:04 pm · Filed under Actual posts about being moms
Graem is actually sleeping in her crib! That’s right, the crib she absolutely never slept in when she was a baby. Now at 2 1/2 years old she’s actually in it and sleeping!!
I felt horribly guilty for leaving her in the crib but a nap was not happening on the couch and she was a wreck!
Not to mention, we have Ithaca Festival parade tonight and I really wanted her to take a nap before going our else she’s going to be a wreck.
May 31, 2007 at 3:57 pm · Filed under Actual posts about being moms, Food, PP
We live in upstate New York and lately it’s been known for some of the great rieslings it puts out year after year. With that said we feel we must support the local economy so we do our part by purchasing and consuming as much wine as possible!
We purchased a wine opener a few years ago at TJ Maxx but have not been very impressed by it’s performance. It eats up half of the core and there have been many a night that we have had corky bits floating in our wine!
At some point we should just break down and purchase the mother of all openers. Check it out:

We’ve been drooling over this fine bottle opener for years and it’s priced for a steal at $98.50 on WineOpeners.com!
May 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm · Filed under Health, PP
There’s a lady that walks around our block and aside from seeing her every day and knowing that she works out and walks a lot…I’d swear she’s had plastic surgery on every single part of her body.
Of course I realize she didn’t have a breast reduction! I’m guessing she’s had a little liposuction and breast implants.
At some point I wouldn’t mind going for a little laser hair removal. I’ve heard it really works and it’d be nice to retire the good ole’ tweezers. God knows, they’ve worked so hard over the past years.
Maybe I should consider checking out a plastic surgery forum online to get answers to my questions and hear if the laser hair removal has actually worked for people!
CosmeticMiracles.com offers a really nice website that not only educates readers on the different types of plastic surgery offered but I really like the forums they offer too. The website is nicely designed and very easy to use. You can join now and become a member!
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May 31, 2007 at 3:03 pm · Filed under Actual posts about being moms
Well, Graem is now in her crib and yelling “Come play with me mom mom.” I have yet to give in because I have this idea that she’ll all of a sudden be so tired that she’ll decide to lay down and take a nap.
Now she’s using the line “I have to pee pee, mom mom.”
I so don’t want to clean up a crib full of pee pee.
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